RUGBY SONGS - I MET A...

I Met a Whore in The Park 

Sung to the tune When Jonny Comes Marching Home. 
(This is a rugby variation of a popular song about a "young man".) 


I met a whore in the park one day 

ya ho, ya ho 

I met a whore in the park one day 

ya ho, ya ho 

I met a whore in the park one day 

She said hey rugger, you wanna lay 



Refrain: 

Get in, Get out, quit _____ about 

ya ho, ya ho, ya ho. 



I put my hand upon her toe 

ya ho, ya ho 

I put my hand upon her toe 

ya ho, ya ho 

I put my hand upon her toe, 

she said hey rugger you're way to low. 


Refrain 


I put my hand upon her knee 

ya ho, ya ho 

I put my hand upon her knee 

ya ho, ya ho 

I put my hand upon her knee, 

she said hey rugger you're kiddin' me 



Refrain 



I put my hand upon her thigh 

ya ho, ya ho 

I put my hand upon her thigh 

ya ho, ya ho 

I put my hand upon her thigh, 

she said hey rugger you're way to shy 



Refrain 



I put my hand upon her ___ 

ya ho ya 

I put my hand upon her ___ 

ya ho ya 

I put my hand upon her ___ 

she said, "hey rugger, you're getting it" 



Refrain 



I put my hand upon her clit 

ya ho, ya ho 

I put my hand upon her clit 

ya ho, ya ho 

I put my hand upon her clit, 

she said hey rugger you hit the spot 



Refrain 



I put my cock into her mouth 

yo ho, yo ho, 

I put my cock into her mouth 

yo ho, yo ho, 

I put my cock into her mouth, 

She said mmm, mhmh, mhmhm... 



Refrain 



I put her in a wooden box 

ya ho, ya ho 

I put her in a wooden box 

ya ho, ya ho 

I put her in a wooden box, 

from havin' too many rugger's cocks 



Refrain 



I dig her up every now and then 

ya ho, ya ho 

I dig her up every now and then 

ya ho, ya ho 

I dig her up every now and then, 

she did me before she'll do me again 



Refrain 



Now these few ruggers they went to hell 

ya ho, ya ho 

Now these few ruggers they went to hell 

ya ho, ya ho 

Now these few ruggers they went to hell, 

the ______ the devil his wives as well 



ya ho, ya ho, ya ho.