I Met a Whore in The Park
Sung to the tune When Jonny Comes Marching Home.
(This is a rugby variation of a popular song about a "young man".)
I met a whore in the park one day
ya ho, ya ho
I met a whore in the park one day
ya ho, ya ho
I met a whore in the park one day
She said hey rugger, you wanna lay
Refrain:
Get in, Get out, quit _____ about
ya ho, ya ho, ya ho.
I put my hand upon her toe
ya ho, ya ho
I put my hand upon her toe
ya ho, ya ho
I put my hand upon her toe,
she said hey rugger you're way to low.
Refrain
I put my hand upon her knee
ya ho, ya ho
I put my hand upon her knee
ya ho, ya ho
I put my hand upon her knee,
she said hey rugger you're kiddin' me
Refrain
I put my hand upon her thigh
ya ho, ya ho
I put my hand upon her thigh
ya ho, ya ho
I put my hand upon her thigh,
she said hey rugger you're way to shy
Refrain
I put my hand upon her ___
ya ho ya
I put my hand upon her ___
ya ho ya
I put my hand upon her ___
she said, "hey rugger, you're getting it"
Refrain
I put my hand upon her clit
ya ho, ya ho
I put my hand upon her clit
ya ho, ya ho
I put my hand upon her clit,
she said hey rugger you hit the spot
Refrain
I put my cock into her mouth
yo ho, yo ho,
I put my cock into her mouth
yo ho, yo ho,
I put my cock into her mouth,
She said mmm, mhmh, mhmhm...
Refrain
I put her in a wooden box
ya ho, ya ho
I put her in a wooden box
ya ho, ya ho
I put her in a wooden box,
from havin' too many rugger's cocks
Refrain
I dig her up every now and then
ya ho, ya ho
I dig her up every now and then
ya ho, ya ho
I dig her up every now and then,
she did me before she'll do me again
Refrain
Now these few ruggers they went to hell
ya ho, ya ho
Now these few ruggers they went to hell
ya ho, ya ho
Now these few ruggers they went to hell,
the ______ the devil his wives as well
ya ho, ya ho, ya ho.