RUGBY SONG - I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO

I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO

Soloist volunteer for each verse during the previous by raising their hand, and are chosen by a chairman (or the concensus) pointing at them. 


CHORUS: 

I used to work in Chicago , in an old department store 

I used to work in Chicago , but I don't work there anymore 


SINGER: A woman came in for some velvet 

ALL: Some velvet from the store? 

SINGER: Velvet she wanted, felt she got! 

ALL: Oh, I don't work there anymore! 


It follows this pattern for all the verses, there are at least a thousand of them. 


A computer she wanted, my wang she got 

A computer she wanted, my hard drive she got 

Some pork she wanted, my white meat she got 

Help she wanted, my AIDS she got 

A translator she wanted, my cunning-linguist she got 

A board she wanted, nailed she got 

A nail she wanted, a screw she got 

Carpet she wanted, shag she got 

A fishing rod she wanted, my pole she got 

Jewelry she wanted, a pearl necklace she got 

Camels she wanted, humped she got 

A KitKat she wanted, four finger she got 

A screen door she wanted, slammed she got 

A screen door she wanted, the back door she got 

Paper she wanted, a ream she got 

A good deal she wanted, fu#ked she got 

A cucumber she wanted, my pickle she got 

A ruler she wanted, 12 inches she got 

A pizza she wanted, a backdoor delivery she got 

A hammer she wanted, nailed she got 

A horse she wanted, donkey punched she got 

An application she wanted, filled out she got 

An oriental monical she wanted, my japs eye she got 

A helicopter she wanted my chopper she got 


you get the idea... make up your own...