RUGBY SONG - I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO
I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO
Soloist volunteer for each verse during the previous by raising their hand, and are chosen by a chairman (or the concensus) pointing at them.
CHORUS:
I used to work in Chicago , in an old department store
I used to work in Chicago , but I don't work there anymore
SINGER: A woman came in for some velvet
ALL: Some velvet from the store?
SINGER: Velvet she wanted, felt she got!
ALL: Oh, I don't work there anymore!
It follows this pattern for all the verses, there are at least a thousand of them.
A computer she wanted, my wang she got
A computer she wanted, my hard drive she got
Some pork she wanted, my white meat she got
Help she wanted, my AIDS she got
A translator she wanted, my cunning-linguist she got
A board she wanted, nailed she got
A nail she wanted, a screw she got
Carpet she wanted, shag she got
A fishing rod she wanted, my pole she got
Jewelry she wanted, a pearl necklace she got
Camels she wanted, humped she got
A KitKat she wanted, four finger she got
A screen door she wanted, slammed she got
A screen door she wanted, the back door she got
Paper she wanted, a ream she got
A good deal she wanted, fu#ked she got
A cucumber she wanted, my pickle she got
A ruler she wanted, 12 inches she got
A pizza she wanted, a backdoor delivery she got
A hammer she wanted, nailed she got
A horse she wanted, donkey punched she got
An application she wanted, filled out she got
An oriental monical she wanted, my japs eye she got
A helicopter she wanted my chopper she got
you get the idea... make up your own...